Tim is playing Scribblenauts on his iPad.
Tim: How do I get the lion to go to sleep?
Me: Put a moon in the sky. It goes to sleep at nighttime.
Tim: Aw it did. I was trying to give it a sleeping tablet. It didn’t work.
Me: Did it take it?
Tim: No, it destroyed it!
Tim: Hmm. Got to get that stupid lion to go through that hole.
Me: Did you figure out how to do it?
Tim: Yep. I put some meat there. It wouldn’t let me put a live animal there for him to chase after.
Tim: He’s setting up a government?
Tim types something…
Tim: Prime minister didn’t work!
Tim: (annoyed) why not a doctorrr?!
Tim: I’ve already created someone from this category… No I haven’t!
Me: What did you make?
Tim (defensively): Teacher!
Tim: Hm. fully clothe the mannequin.
Some time passes…
Me: did you try something and it didn’t work?
Tim: No, first I gave him a bra. Then I put a negligee on him and it threw the bra off. Then I put a corset on it and it threw off the negligee!
Tim: Latex bodysuit. … It threw off the corset!