Inside Tim’s Head

What is your favourite shape?
Tim: Dodecahedron. It’s not but I just said that. I saw that you basically copied my responses word for word the other night.
Me: Why is dodecahedron your favourite shape?
Tim: It’s not, I just said it. It’s weird.
Me: Can’t you tell me your favourite shape?
Tim: Probably a rhombus.
Me: Can you tell me why?
Tim: Cause it’s like a square that someone’s gone “poke” at and put it off centre.

What’s been the best day of your life so far?
Tim: Um… best day of my life… was meeting you. Haha is that corny enough?
Me: Can you say that without making it into a joke?
Tim: No, it was. Meeting you.

What is your most treasured posession?
Tim: you. A Cass.
Me: What if I said it had to be an actual posession?
Tim: If it had to be an actual posession… My PS3. No… probably… my iPod Touch. No… yeah. My iPod touch.

What are you afraid of?
Tim: Heights.
Me: Why?
Tim: I don’t know… because I don’t like it (said in a defensive tone).

Have you ever been scared in a movie? If yes, which one/s?
Tim: Um.. yessss… Event Horizon um… and when I was younger any movie where people used to get cut… Oh actually when I was really young, in Robin Hood at the beginning where that guy got his hand cut off for stealing, I always had to fast-forward that part.

What’s your favourite ad?
Tim: There ain’t no bugs on me, there ain’t no bugs on me…
Me: Is it really?
Tim: There may be bugs on some o’ you mugs… My favourite ad of all time though is “It’s a big ad, for Carlton Draught…”

What’s your funniest memory? Something that can make you laugh when you think of it?
Tim: When I almost ran a quad bike into a lake, cause I was trying to pull the accelerator, but at the same time I was pulling the handlebars and it went around off the track and towards the lake. It’s funny now.
Me: why didn’t you say that… what was that you used to call… Matt and your cat?
Tim: Oh… colostomy swiss and swiss Junior. Poor rambo, he couldn’t help that his teeth were holey. Holier than swiss cheese. Hence the name Swiss Junior. Thanks for making me laugh.
Me: Can you explain the names?
Tim: Colostomy Swiss was Matt cause he didn’t clean his teeth, so “Swiss”, and the colostomy was just a payout. It was just a dirty name that we came up with. Swiss Junior was Rambo, our cat, because he had holes in his teeth.

What are some nicknames you’ve had?
Tim: Rochey, Scholar, Brain.
Me: Why?
Tim: Because I was intelligent at high school. I was smart. I did well at high school. That sounds better, then I’m not blowing my trumpet as much.
Me: What’s the worst grade you’ve ever gotten?
Tim: Um… probably a… I got a 4 on an assignment at University.
Me: That’s not a fail though is it?
Tim: No, it’s not a fail. It’s just a pass.
Me: What about in high school?
Tim: B+ I think.
Me: Were you ever in trouble at school?
Tim: In primary school I got in trouble cause I gave someone the finger in class and … that’s about it. Oh no, I got in trouble in grade three because we were talking about time, and the teacher said the abbreviation for seconds was “secs”, and I laughed.

If you won the lottery, what would you do with the money?
Tim: I would invest it. I would … well it depends on how much money we won. But 1) I would probably give some away to family, 2) I would pay off the mortgage and if there was enough, buy a proper house to live in, keeping this one to rent, and 3) if there was a super amount of money, I would quit my job, and tell Cass to quit her job, and she could do some studies, and I could do some studies and we could live off the income from our investments.

What’s a funny looking animal?
Tim: That one that we saw at the zoo, what was it… it’s sort of got a half-elephant-snout on it… was it “tapir”?
Me: Yeah it was a tapir.
Tim: yeah.

What’s your favourite country? Why?
Tim: Australia. Cause it’s home.
Me: Other than Australia?
Tim: It’s probably a tie between New Zealand and the UK. I just like the climate and the people, and they’re both very beautiful.

Who’s your favourite female celebrity?
Tim: Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba is HOT