Actually just in our hostel, by this one old American dude
“I’ve been awake for 36 hours straight!”
“Well, your memory doesn’t work too well when you’ve been up for 36 hours straight.”
“I need to sit down before I collapse from being up for 36 hours straight”
“I’ve been up for 36 hours!”
“I’m offering you my services for the right price, and the right price is free.”
“This is out of date. This says there’s a hostel in Lincoln Tennessee. That hostel doesn’t exist any more. It didn’t exist a year ago!”
(To a random guy behind him in the line at the front desk) “I’ve been awake for 36 hours!”
well shit… ive said all of those things at least twice… except the one about the hostel in Tennessee.