The following options have been carefully selected to comply with new federal legislations

OPTION ONE
Cass says: that’s cause ur a bitch
Lauz says: why?
Lauz says: what are u talking about?
Cass says: i just saw your name pop up as online, and in my head that’s what i said
Lauz says: lol
Lauz says: mum was just here hanging out with me
Lauz says: we had lunch together and watched children bashers on doctor phil
Cass says: at home?
Lauz says: yes
Lauz says: and you cat talked to me
Lauz says: and said “gruaohow”
Lauz says: and i said “hello, you are like a horse. gallop gallop.
Lauz says: ”
Lauz says: yes
Lauz says: like a little horse
Cass says: did he purr as well?
Cass says: he always purrs when i pick him up
Cass says: and he has a tiny miaow
Lauz says: he would like to watch a show on abc that we watch about this man who goes around the world and looks at ancient treasures.
Lauz says: pee pee likes it
Lauz says: cause it has egyptians in it
Lauz says: and he loves egypt
Lauz says: cats love egypt and your cat would especially cause of its eyeliner.
Cass says: it has cool eyeliner that goes out from it’s eyes on the side
Lauz says: yes like tutankhamen

OPTION TWO
x__ C U N T: Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred. This error has been forwarded to MySpace’s technical group.
x__ C U N T: fuck them
x__ C U N T: argh
x__ C U N T: zommgggggg
Cass: they have errors all the time
Cass: they suck
x__ C U N T: why are they beng so mean to me!?
Cass: take it personally
x__ C U N T: its been like this all day
Cass: i dare you
Cass: i don’t know
Cass: i’m going to go play with napoleon
x__ C U N T: no.
x__ C U N T: he doesnt like you.
x__ C U N T: he likes mum
x__ C U N T: and he hates his name.
x__ C U N T: yuck
x__ C U N T:what is in the picture?
x__ C U N T: :-O:-O:-O
x__ C U N T: >>>>
x__ C U N T: disgust monkey!
x__ C U N T: or is it a dog?….
x__ C U N T: did you get my message?
x__ C U N T: !!!!!
Cass: ot
Cass: s a
Cass: dog
x__ C U N T: ?
x__ C U N T: it is a dog?
x__ C U N T: hahaha!!!!!!
Cass: what message?
x__ C U N T: to your mobile.
x__ C U N T: of nappy
Cass: no
Cass: did you send it today sometime?
x__ C U N T: just now.
x__ C U N T: lolz
Cass: did you take photos of him today
x__ C U N T: yes….
x__ C U N T: on my mobile.
x__ C U N T: bahahaha
x__ C U N T: check your phone.
x__ C U N T: ….
Cass: no i would know if i had received a message
Cass: it makes a BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP
Cass: noise
x__ C U N T: lol
Cass: i want some fruit
Cass: froot
x__ C U N T: me too!
x__ C U N T: there is none but….
x__ C U N T: do you have fruit?!?!?!?!?!
x__ C U N T: :-O:-O:-O:-O
Cass: no
Cass: why do you do four in a row
x__ C U N T: hahaha
x__ C U N T: i dunno.
x__ C U N T: to exagerate my expression
x__ C U N T: why don’t you use proper gramma?
Cass: what do you mean?
Cass: why don’t you use proper spelling?
x__ C U N T: hahahahahaha
x__ C U N T: lmfao
x__ C U N T: you didnt put a question mark
x__ C U N T: on that question before.
x__ C U N T: i was just wondering.
Cass: that’s actually classed as PUNCTUATION
Cass: not grammar
x__ C U N T: thats it
x__ C U N T: hahahah
x__ C U N T: :$
Cass: and i guess you’d know all about it!
x__ C U N T: shuddaup
Cass: poo bum head
x__ C U N T: i couldnt remember.
Cass: i want fruit so go get me an orange
x__ C U N T: pfft.
x__ C U N T: go make me dinner, scrag.

OPTION THREE
Chris: awe, jo isnt coming anymroe
Cass: how come?
Chris: woooooooowe, i lOVe that foto
Cass: lol
Cass: it’s my myspace angles
Chris: it sO frikin is, its such THING
Chris: hes having dinners, he got sick of waiting for me! thats such a thing u say to a lover not a friend
Cass: LOL
Chris: he was angry but trying not to show it
Chris: Future
Cass: yeah that’s true! because if it’s a friend you don’t mind waiting!
Chris: sex
Chris: love
Chris: sound
Chris: yeah, cause you know its not cause their love has gone elsewhere
Cass: Yes
Cass: Zackley
Chris: do u like justins noo song
Cass: I don’t think I’ve heard Justin’s noo song.
Chris: Future
Chris: sex
Chris: love
Chris: sounds
Cass: lol
Cass: Future sex
Cass: lol
Chris: lol yea mind sex
Chris: that’s my future prediction
Cass: mum just goes “now, how come we got a gay magazine here?
Chris: none of this physical shite
Chris: lol
Chris: was she concerned or humoured
Cass: she was just confused
Chris: lol
Chris: mums
Chris: mums
Chris: n chipsss
Cass: lol
Cass: chipss
Chris: tell ur mo’ ur gay
Chris: lol
Cass: LOL
Cass: she’d get stressed
Cass: i’m changing my myspace
Cass: around
Cass: arooond
Chris: poor mum
Chris: wahoooooooooooe
Cass: there i changed it
Cass: now it’s like a kids book
Cass: ‘cept i gotta fix my links
Chris: mother fuckers are so niiiiiice
Cass: my dad is on fone, brb
Chris: okie poopie poo poooooooooey
Chris: poo
Chris: im p!nk
Chris: and ur my friend
Cass: LOL
Cass: Stupid dad and his dumb phone
Cass: he just disappeared
Chris: lol
Chris: silly
Chris: u might need counceling now
Chris: ahhhh, my friend likes u
Cass: lol what friend?
Cass: lily?
Chris: lol
Chris: bob
Chris: comBOBulator
Cass: LOL
Cass: i don’t know WHAT you’re talking about!
Chris: im chatting to someone and he saw ur pic and was like, whos that, shes really cool, who is it
Chris: ahhh we match
Cass: hahahaa
Cass: bob the builder
Chris: bob the vacume cleaner
Chris: fuck brbr
Cass: k
Chris: gosh, back
Cass: gosh
Cass: what the heck was that
Chris: ohhhh, jo rang and asked if i could gt THINGS for him tonight off matt and i forgot to ring matt
Chris: nothing important really
Cass: THINGS
Cass: i loled at your bulletin
Cass: about cocorosie
Cass: or was that a message
Chris: did u lisT en to frank sinatra
Cass: yes
Chris: lol
Cass: it’s very proper
Chris: a bulliten
Chris: wats proper
Chris: custard n icecream n a bitta cake is sooo nice
Cass: that sounds like a trifle to me
Chris: tell me ur o pin yon
Cass: my opinion on what?
Cass: of frank sinatra?
Chris: yahhh darling yah, frank is the worrd yah
Cass: hahaha it’s so random
Cass: hahaha
Cass: to be famous is so nice
Cass: suck my dick
Cass: kiss my ass
Cass: hahahaha
Chris: LOL
Chris: me n friends
Chris: we sniff in the vip aareaaaaaaaa
Chris: i have sex every night
Chris: with my frieNdz
Chris: my star fucker
Chris: friendZ
Cass: LOL
Chris: its so entertaining
Cass: every night with my star friends
Chris: plus i like dancing to it
Cass: in limosines we have sex
Chris: LOL
Chris: oh no! todd blankenship!
Cass: LOL
Cass: what
Chris: he made up a new email jsut so he could chaT TO MEEEE!!!! NOOOOOOOE
Cass: todd blankenship?
Cass: todd blankenship todd blankenship todd blankenship todd blankenship
Cass: todd blankenship
Cass: todd blankenship
Chris: i mean GOSH, i wanna wear a badge that saiz, “do i look like a fucking people person”.
Cass: LOL
Cass: you don’t need to darling, you don’t need to
Chris: i would so wear it and mean it
Chris: lol
Cass: lol
Cass: how come he had to make up a new one to talk to you?
Chris: cause i blocked the other one so he’d stop stalking me
Cass: ha!
Cass: he won’t give up!
Cass: what is the point in even going to the 12 steps!
Cass: the program works if you work it baby
Chris: who are u dating now? GOSH
Chris: GOSDH
Chris: GOSH
Chris: GOSSSSSSSHa