This is an email trail between my sisters and I from a while ago. I just found it, and thought it was interesting, so I thought I’d post it so that everyone else can read it and see just how boring my life is for me to think that anyone else would find this interesting.
—–Original Message—–
From: “Casbot”
To: “Rosie”
Subject: Appointment requested
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:09:21 +1000
To GOD Corporation representative ROSHARD:
I am writing to request a meeting with the head of the GOD corporation to discuss some of the policies of the company, and how these may be discriminatory to those affected by these decisions, either directly or indirectly.
I am aware that usually those who meet with the head of the GOD coporation never return alive, and I also understand that the “death” policy is the GOD corporation’s way of guaranteeing that none of the information discussed in said meetings is released accidently or otherwise to the general public. However, I must insist that this not be the case with the meeting that I have requested, as I represent a class action suit and must report back to those that I represent, the answers that the head of the corporation provides to the list of questions that have been arranged.
Please get back to me at your earliest convenience to schedule the meeting time and place.
Regards,
Cassandra Brisbane
—–Original Message—–
From: “Rosie”
Sent: Wednesday, 29 December 2004 14:29
To: “Casbot”
Subject: RE: Appointment requested
Ms. Cassandra Brisbane
The God Corporation takes your request very seriously, but would also like to point out the important aspect of the God Corporation ‘Guidelines’.
Every member of the God Corporation must follow the same strict set of rules. As you are not a member of the God Corporation, and you do not follow these strict ‘Guidelines’ your opinion is not of much importance in the eyes of any God Corporation member.
But, the God Corporation does pride itself on being in touch with todays society and will therefore inspect the requests you have put forward.
the God Corporation will only reply to a set of questions authorised by the head of the God Corporation before the set appointment time, the ’set’ appointment time may not be changed or altered in any way by anyone other than the head of the corporation. Requests must be headed, numbered and put in alphebetical order to even be considered for aproving.
If all of the criteria above is fulfiled the God Corporation will ‘consider’ the request and will be in touch with you.
If you are in need of further instructions please contact the God Corporation before 4.00 this afternoon. Thankyou.
The God Corporation
—–Original Message—–
From: “Casbot”
Sent: Wednesday, 5 October 2005 8:32 AM
To: “Lauren”
Subject: FW: Appointment requested
Good morning starshine, the earth says “hello!”,
I am forwarding you a copy of the very important “GOD Corporation memorandum” which consists of an email sent to GOD Corporation representative ROSHARD in December of last year, and her reply.
Please take the time to peruse this material, as it may come up for discussion in the next Annual General Meeting of Those Opposed to the GOD Corporation (herein known by its acronym TOTTGC).
Regards
TOTTGC Representative Dashun
—–Original Message—–
From: Lauren Brisbane [mailto:lauren@clovely.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 5 October 2005 3:32 PM
To: BRISBANE, Cassandra
Subject: RE: Appointment requested
Dear Ms. Brisbane,
Many thanks for forwarding the informative memmorandum reguarding the ‘GOD Corporation’ and the class action set to take place against it. I would like to confirm that it is in my greatest interests to see this issue followed up at the earliest possible convieniece, as the corporation itself has inspired in myself a great deal of hatred and associated stress. I have spent literally thousands of vietnamese dollars on theraputic massage to aid in the reduction of said stresses to my person, and I would like to see these costs reimbursed to me once the class action goes ahead.
Thank you for your time.
Lauren
Hmmmm.