I left the register at Woolworths in the city in a bit of a hurry, with a rushed “thanks a lot!” thrown out behind me as I jumped onto the escalators, hoping I hadn’t missed my bus. I realised after I’d said it that the speedy way I’d said it made the sentence sound like “Thanks slut!” which is pretty funny, but not very nice. Particularly because I have no idea about the cashiers status in the “town bike” stakes. So anyway, I’m going to make an effort from now on to remember not to say that.

Tomorrow is Christian’s first day of work at his new job. Congratulations Christian, and good luck! Hopefully he’ll keep his blog updated with all his hilarious stories about venture capitalist funding and selling non-quantifiable, non-tangible future-beneficial assets. I’m sure it’ll be a barrel of laughs. A barrel! Does anyone remember those barrels of monkeys? And inside they had plastic monkeys and you could hang them from things, and join them onto one another by their tail & arms & legs (I think)? What was the point?

I wish I had a turtle. The turtles at Underwater World were cute, in the way that brown-coloured things floating in the water can be cute. Sometimes they’d move a little bit, then it was all action until the momentum they’d built up with one gentle flipper twitch came to an end and they again became brown inanimate floaty things.

The links are all broken in my harblz pages because I haven’t gotten around to fixing them up yet.

What’s going on this week?

Ruth is back from overseas for a little bit. I’m curious to see whether or not she’s taken on the British accent, and if so, which regional dialect?

What else? hmmm I just got a missed call on my phone from “no number”. I really should have answered it because who has this number? only the people that i sent it to. So, if it was you calling, call back and I’ll answer. Only for the next five – ten minutes though, because after that I want to go to sleep. TIRED!

I got sunburnt going swimming with Christian at the pool in their complex today. It’s a really nice pool – big, and always the right temperature. Well, maybe not first thing in the morning, but if you go just after lunch (perfect time for swimming!) then it’s awesome. Apart from it being during the hottest time of the day and sunburn being a distinct possibility, especially if you’re blessed/cursed with a ghostly complexion such as mine.

We watched Rise of Hitler today. Robert Carlyle played the role too well – he was terrifying. Things that I didn’t know about Hitler included that he was the product of his father fornicating with his niece (his father’s niece, not Adolf’s niece). That goes a fair way to explaining his warped view of the world, and his insane behaviour. It seems that Hitler’s initial rise through the military ranks (which put him in a good position later on) was not due to any particular skill or bravery on his part, but merely his ability not to die where others perished. That’s certainly something to be proud of. He seemed always just to be in the right place at the right time. Germany was depressed and looking for someone to blame, someone to take out their frustration on after the Treaty of Versailles, and here was Hitler giving everyone someone they could lay all the blame on, something they could do – by trampling all over another race to bring themselves a bit higher up. Almost as effective as trying to improve the economy by printing more money.

Anyway, tired tired tired and it’s going to be a big week this week :S

 

Fact: Flies will only continue to beat their wings so long as their feet are free. As soon as the feet become stationary, the will stop flying.

This alone debunks the joke parading as an actual possible scientific experiment, How to build a fly powered toy aeroplane. This was apparently originally published in Mad Magazine, which should logically prove that it’s not really something tried and true.

I’ve done a quick search on google for further debunking sites, but have found none so far. I’ll keep you posted.

 

Weekend just passed was really good. Christian and I went to the Sunshine Coast (Caloundra, to be exact) & stayed Fri & Sat night. We went to Australia Zoo on Saturday, which was awesome and I loved the tigers and the otters. Then on Sunday we got up early to watch the sunrise at Dickie Beach (ell oh ell). It was beautiful because the sky was cloudy, so as the sun rose it coloured the clouds yellow, orange, peach & pink. Then the rays would shine out through the breaks in the clouds and just look amazing. There was an old shipwreck ribcage half-buried in the sand, and Christian got some awesome photos of that. Then we went to Underwater World, watched some more otters and some seals (I missed out on a seal kiss due to the overabundance of volunteers and the lack of opportunities and my lethargy caused by such an early start to the day. It was still an awesome time.

Tonight I’m going to the movies with Noelle and Julia and not sure who else. I’ll upload some photos from the weekend when I have time.

 

New job! F— yeah!

Stay tuned for more details! Some celebrating shall be done tonight for those who are wild enough, those who are meek will have to stay at home. This translated means that I’ll be out in the Valley tonight. You can come congratulate me, if you so desire!

Also, for those not inclined to vivacious partying tonight, I’ll also be organising a dinner sometime soon, either at my house or at a restaurant (upside of my house: you don’t have to pay, downside of my house: i do). I’ll let you all know via email or text. If the former, I may even include voting buttons. Yay :)

Okaaaay! More on this later!

 

This is an email trail between my sisters and I from a while ago. I just found it, and thought it was interesting, so I thought I’d post it so that everyone else can read it and see just how boring my life is for me to think that anyone else would find this interesting.

—–Original Message—–
From: “Casbot”
To: “Rosie”
Subject: Appointment requested
Date: Wed, 29 Dec 2004 13:09:21 +1000

To GOD Corporation representative ROSHARD:

I am writing to request a meeting with the head of the GOD corporation to discuss some of the policies of the company, and how these may be discriminatory to those affected by these decisions, either directly or indirectly.

I am aware that usually those who meet with the head of the GOD coporation never return alive, and I also understand that the “death” policy is the GOD corporation’s way of guaranteeing that none of the information discussed in said meetings is released accidently or otherwise to the general public. However, I must insist that this not be the case with the meeting that I have requested, as I represent a class action suit and must report back to those that I represent, the answers that the head of the corporation provides to the list of questions that have been arranged.

Please get back to me at your earliest convenience to schedule the meeting time and place.

Regards,
Cassandra Brisbane


—–Original Message—–
From: “Rosie”
Sent: Wednesday, 29 December 2004 14:29
To: “Casbot”
Subject: RE: Appointment requested

Ms. Cassandra Brisbane

The God Corporation takes your request very seriously, but would also like to point out the important aspect of the God Corporation ‘Guidelines’.

Every member of the God Corporation must follow the same strict set of rules. As you are not a member of the God Corporation, and you do not follow these strict ‘Guidelines’ your opinion is not of much importance in the eyes of any God Corporation member.

But, the God Corporation does pride itself on being in touch with todays society and will therefore inspect the requests you have put forward.

the God Corporation will only reply to a set of questions authorised by the head of the God Corporation before the set appointment time, the ’set’ appointment time may not be changed or altered in any way by anyone other than the head of the corporation. Requests must be headed, numbered and put in alphebetical order to even be considered for aproving.

If all of the criteria above is fulfiled the God Corporation will ‘consider’ the request and will be in touch with you.

If you are in need of further instructions please contact the God Corporation before 4.00 this afternoon. Thankyou.

The God Corporation


—–Original Message—–
From: “Casbot”
Sent: Wednesday, 5 October 2005 8:32 AM
To: “Lauren”
Subject: FW: Appointment requested

Good morning starshine, the earth says “hello!”,

I am forwarding you a copy of the very important “GOD Corporation memorandum” which consists of an email sent to GOD Corporation representative ROSHARD in December of last year, and her reply.

Please take the time to peruse this material, as it may come up for discussion in the next Annual General Meeting of Those Opposed to the GOD Corporation (herein known by its acronym TOTTGC).

Regards
TOTTGC Representative Dashun


—–Original Message—–
From: Lauren Brisbane [mailto:lauren@clovely.com.au]
Sent: Wednesday, 5 October 2005 3:32 PM
To: BRISBANE, Cassandra
Subject: RE: Appointment requested

Dear Ms. Brisbane,

Many thanks for forwarding the informative memmorandum reguarding the ‘GOD Corporation’ and the class action set to take place against it. I would like to confirm that it is in my greatest interests to see this issue followed up at the earliest possible convieniece, as the corporation itself has inspired in myself a great deal of hatred and associated stress. I have spent literally thousands of vietnamese dollars on theraputic massage to aid in the reduction of said stresses to my person, and I would like to see these costs reimbursed to me once the class action goes ahead.

Thank you for your time.
Lauren


Hmmmm.

 

I found something funny while reading a Serious Brisbane Guy’s recent linkings. In keeping with the harblz theme, these images were misappropriated from here.

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